Hassani Kwess- "The Mixtape's Day Off"

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The homeslice Hassani Kwess has arrived with his sophmore effort, "The Mixtape's Day Off". Despite the title, this tape is as far from a day off as Chris + Rihanna's relationship...now (that was my one and only time making fun of them). Anywho after a thorough listen of this project, it's no question that Kwess knows his hip hop roots.

This mixtape plays like the lovechild of 2 Chucks. Chuck D (of Public Enemy) and Chuck Inglish (The Cool Kids).

Old School Flavor Meets New School Fresh.

The Strongest Cuts: "Hi, My Name Is Donovan (D-Nice)", "The 80's", "2 Funky"

Rating: 4 Bongs Out of 5.

Keep on taking those days off Kwess. Cuz i'd hate to see you @ work. lol.


-eli.

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The Break Up Letter.

So I'm recently coming off of a pretty hurtful breakup.
And for some reason or another this is that much funnier to me because of my breakup.
It lets me know that even stupid people have relationship problems too.

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

the guy who thought of doing this is quite the genius.


-Cody "bong out with your dong out" Love

The Future Of Music.

i'd sign.
bong.
eli.

Cody's Happy?/ The New Plan

Me and Kendall are in some rough times right about now.



Speaking on my behalf I'm currently unemployed and coming off of one of the worst weeks of my life.

As I sit with the noise of a crying baby in one ear and the sound of melted snow leaking into my room from the roof in the other, I reflect back on that 7 day span.

In 7 days: I was Dumped by the woman I "loved", and cut out of her life (sucks because she was one of my best friends), kicked out of every public place I went to(the lady at the ice skating rink is still a bitch), poor as all fuck due to being unemployed and my parents being too irresponsible to work, cracked my chin open and went to the hospital, mauled by a dog, and I've also lost a possible girlfriend candidate as well.

that's the short version.
doesn't really show you the bizarre circumstances to everything, but in any case, I should be down about shit.

I'm not.

I don't know why.

Maybe when I cracked my chin I got brain damage and I can't be anything but happy.

I coined the phrase: "Life is a fucked up video game, and I'm running in God mode."

and it's true.

I feel invincible right now, like nothing could pierce and damage me emotionally.


I say that to say this.........





I wanna kill emo's.

I've got to thinking about stuff.....

and I want to be what Hitler was to Jews, only in a less megalomaniac-ish manner.

Emos with real life problems are few and far between,
and that being said.....
their bitching has become rather bothersome.

So, I will kill them and create a master race of people who don't bitch about their problems while uploading fresh myspace pics and simultaneously painting their nails.

I will kill.


-nuff said.

Proof That Being A Pervert Pays.

-eli.

The Smexiest Song of 2009 So Far!!!

Notorious

Christopher George Latore Wallace,

better known as Biggie Smalls,

The Notorious B.I.G. or simply Big Poppa, is in many's eyes:

The best rapper of all time.

Did the best rapper of all time get one of the best bio pics of all time?

No.

The film doesn't do him justice.

Is the film bad though?

No.

Notorious is a standard bio pic that shows the struggles of Biggie, from the gutter to the top of the rap

industry, and the personal conflicts he faces when he is in fact on top.

Actor Jamal Woolard doesn't exactly do Biggie justice, but he is a good enough shoe in for the big guy

Angela Basset is a good Voletta Wallace,

and Derek Luke is a solid Puffy, if only because he dances all the god damn time.

Anthony Mackie is a poor choice for Tupac

and Marc John Jefferies is even littler than Lil Cease.

The best actor in the movie is the young lady who plays Lil' Kim.

Spot on portrayal of a whore.

Where the movie goes wrong:

1) Cliche bio pic moments meant to draw emotional reaction. Albeit, the ending of the movie nearly

made me cry.

2) Some bad acting.

3)Puffy didn't dance enough.

4)Jamal Woolard just can't match Biggies charisma, on or off the mic.

5)Lil Cease is forever young.

6)Feels a little lighter content wise than a bio pic should be, more or less jumping from key point to key

point of Biggies life leaving you wanting more detail on such an interesting life.

other than that:

solid movie.


I give it 7 and a half out of 10 bongs.

-Cody Love