Cody's Happy?/ The New Plan

Me and Kendall are in some rough times right about now.



Speaking on my behalf I'm currently unemployed and coming off of one of the worst weeks of my life.

As I sit with the noise of a crying baby in one ear and the sound of melted snow leaking into my room from the roof in the other, I reflect back on that 7 day span.

In 7 days: I was Dumped by the woman I "loved", and cut out of her life (sucks because she was one of my best friends), kicked out of every public place I went to(the lady at the ice skating rink is still a bitch), poor as all fuck due to being unemployed and my parents being too irresponsible to work, cracked my chin open and went to the hospital, mauled by a dog, and I've also lost a possible girlfriend candidate as well.

that's the short version.
doesn't really show you the bizarre circumstances to everything, but in any case, I should be down about shit.

I'm not.

I don't know why.

Maybe when I cracked my chin I got brain damage and I can't be anything but happy.

I coined the phrase: "Life is a fucked up video game, and I'm running in God mode."

and it's true.

I feel invincible right now, like nothing could pierce and damage me emotionally.


I say that to say this.........





I wanna kill emo's.

I've got to thinking about stuff.....

and I want to be what Hitler was to Jews, only in a less megalomaniac-ish manner.

Emos with real life problems are few and far between,
and that being said.....
their bitching has become rather bothersome.

So, I will kill them and create a master race of people who don't bitch about their problems while uploading fresh myspace pics and simultaneously painting their nails.

I will kill.


-nuff said.