Perverts In Public Bathrooms, a Cody Love adventure.

So I'm on hiatus from my hometown for a while to explore the metropolitan area a bit and do some soul searching, away from the internet and people in Hyattsville that aggravate me.

I have no real content to share with you that has any relevance with pop culture or anything,

but

I thought I'd get online long enough to share with you a story that happened amidst my adventuring.


While traveling through Montgomery County I stopped at a mall.
Mall's in Mo. Co. are filled with abnormalities...
but today was particularly abnormal.

Arriving at the Wheaton metro station, an old Chinese midget woman said something to me about looking like her son....
creepy.

Birds flew around in the food court of the mall, and people didn't seem to care that there food was at risk of getting shat in.
odd.

Men walked around in tight pants with rainbow hair.
Rather epicene.

Amongst the oddities of this mall, I had to use the bathroom...


MISTAKE.

I entered the bathroom with haste, my digestive system had punished me for a binge of McDonalds, and while walking to my stall, an old Hispanic fellow smiled at me while he urinated.

IT FREAKED ME THE FIGGIDY FUK OUT.

I attempted to think nothing of it and attend to my business....when somebody tossed pornagraphic material over my stall. As I sit on the toilet pantsless, a picture of a young latino girl getting pounded quite harshely dropped to my feet.

SCARED ME SHITLESS....QUITE LITERALLY

I didn't quite know how to react, but I did know I had to get out of there because I ran the risk of getting raped. While pulling up my pants I noticed that there was a personal message attached to the porn. I didn't care to read, because that would further my chances of getting raped.

While rushing to wash my hands and get the hell outta dodge, a janitor asked me, "Is this your porn?"

I replied "Fuck no."

"You know it's illegal to beat off in public right?"

I reply

"Dude...It's not my porn."

Then I thought to myself....what if the janitor wants to rape me.

I leave.

When I leave another Hispanic fellow is waiting outside the bathroom....I figured he was waiting for his wife or someone who was attending the womens bathroom....but I sped quickly out of the fascinaty for fear of my ass being violated by him.

While speed walking, I noticed he was following me.

I quickly avoided him by going back into the Borders I was previously in before the bathroom fiasco.


.....I'm now scared to death of public bathrooms.

Go figure that me taking time to get away from things leads to nearly getting raped.

If worse came worst, I would have to kill to protect my ass.

bong.

-Cody Love (on hiatus from the Hyattsville)